I made some today. It was pretty damn good considering I've never made it before




Anyhoo, t'was an odd kind of day today. I woke at like......6 o'clock. And I was like 'Nnnnnnggtooearly' and I went back to sleep. Then I heard this massive thump and I fell out of bed. Seriously. That's like the dorkiest thing I've ever done. Ever. Ever ever.





Then I took the bus back to my mum's cuz she's going to Manchester for one of Dayna's dance compos. Manchester's like.....4 hours away from where we live. Hmmmmm I bet that was a fun car ride.


I was walking past the surgery when these......fuckin....guys in a white van drove past me and shouted 'GET UR TITS OWT LOVE!!1!!!11!'. I was like 'fffffffffffuck's sake'. THEN this guy walked past me, total stranger and said 'Alright sweetcheeks?'.......WHO THE FUCK SAYS THAT???? I didn't even know him and he was just takin the piss like that. At least I hope he was taking the piss. He wasn't pretty.



Now it's like.....two in the morning and I'm supposed to go to durham tomorrow but I can't because THEM FUGGIN DOGS WON'T SHUT UP AND LET ME SLEEP









Anyways, artwise I've FINALLY come up with a name for Raven's band.



You ready?














They're called......










Get naked










Holy shit is right












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Artwise? I'm still working on my last halloween request (That's right, STILL working on it >8C) aaaaaand I'm finishing off my rememberence day illustration. I still havn't bought my poppy yet. Whoops 8C




Anyhoozle, I'm gunna go do this tag now






1. What is the color of your kitchen plates?
White. OMG SO AWESOME

2. Your favorite pair of shoes?
Ohhhhhhhh I love my rocketdogs. I lovveeee rocketdogs so much, if it was a guy, I would marry it, sleep with it and have it's babies

3. If you could have an anime character as your sidekick, who would it be?
I don't know......I don't really watch anime. It usually just gets forced on me (OMFG some on dA that DOESN'T watch anime?!?!? Get the fuck out!!!)

4. If you were like an anime character, who would you say you were most like?
I DON'T KNOW!!!! (Some please comment and tell me who I'm like.....I'm kind of interested )

5. You just won the lottery! And you..
....do a victory dance in my new helicoter being pioleted by a chimpanzee

6. Oh great... you're in the mall and it's getting robbed. What do you do?
Get the fuck out of there

7. Now we're over the lottery thing and you're poor again... You're getting your hair styled and OMG... the stylist dyed it a gross green!
lol the only person who I'd ever let style my hair is my mum......cuz she's a hairdresser. Makes sense yeah?

8. Your favorite season? (Summer/Fall/Spring/Winter)
Autumn. All the pretty colurs come out to play

9. You have favorite colors I'm sure. What are they?
Pink, deep blue, crimson, ice blue, emerald green

10. This one's always interesting... gold or silver?
Gold. Idk I just like gold stuff

11. Have a dream car? If so, care to share?
The ghostbusters car

12. If you could choose between being a knight, titan, sorcerer, healer, mage, or rogue... what would you be?
Well, I don't know wtf the others are so I'd be a knight. HUZZAH *Gallops off*

13. Offense or defense?
Defense! Defense! Defense!

14. Do you have a favorite quote or two?
Ummmmm.....yeah. This one's from my sig:


''I'd rather be hated for who I am then loved for who I'm not''- Kurt Cobain

15. If you could be a video game character, what weapon of choice would you wield?
GUN! None of that flashy sword-swinging bullshit. A guy tries to attack you, you pull out a gun. BANG. Dead. Next level plz.

16. Your dream occupation?
Illustrator

17. Ninja?
What about them?

18. Element of choice?
Oxygen Cx

19. Have a favorite snack?
OMFG CARAMEL SLICES!!!!!!

20. What about a favorite food?
Strawberry cheesecake P8

21. Favorite soft drink?
7up

22. Flavor of milk you prefer?
Uhhhhhhhhhhh just....normal milk

23. Uke or seme?
What?

24. Chocolate or vanilla?
Both

25. How many stories is your house?
One

26. Do you think blondes really do have more fun?
Idk I'd have to ask my mum that

27. Sexiest man alive?
Ian Watkins........

28. Sexiest woman alive?
Ur mom

29. Pets?
2 dogs, 2 cats, 1 gecko

30. Would you rather quit or be fired?
I'd quit. And storm out like a diva going 'No blue m&m's!!!?!?!?!? BULLSHIT!!!''

31. The first CD you ever bought?
Pfft Busted cd ''That's what I go to school for.....'' omg I loooooooved Charlie Cx

32. Did you notice the number didn't change?


33. Do you have any money? If you do... can I have some?
Yes, I have money. Which I need for busfare. So go and scrounge off someone else, ya bastard

34. Spots or stripes?
Both...

35. Was it true that you didn't brush your teeth. D:<
No, your a lier. Stop lying, you lieing lier

36. Who are you going to tag with this quiz? Do you enjoy being evil?
Ur face







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Why do american's think it's lyke totally cute when I swear?





Seriously, these two american girls came up to me and were like 'OMIGAWD your accent is like sooooo cute! Can you say wankers for us?'' I was just like 'What the fuck are talking about?' and they just spazzed out. Just cuz I said fuck!



It's a good job I didn't say toss-pot. Who knows what they would have done.




And I thought Americans hated me. I wish they still did.




idk I just thought I would share that with you because it mind-fucked me for the rest of the day.








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I don't know why but a lot of people are being really nice to me lately




And it's confusing me!




Actually no, I'm not freaked out by it. It's just kind of weird. Cuz my friend came back from Wales yesterday (or the day before. I don't know. I was high off cranberry juice at the time) and she's bought me TWO, count it TWO, Nirvana related things.



She bought me an aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwssssssoooooommmmmm meeeee Ringspun t-shirt with this little cartoony Kurt Cobain on it. It's really cute but it's a big for me. So I'm gonna wear it with a belt as a babydoll shirt.

AND she bought me this biography on Kurt Cobain. She said it cost her a lot of money.....but she was thick enough to leave the price tag on. Lollers. I'm half way through it and I cried like a bajillion times. God I'm such a whimp.




And everyone in my art course at collage are all like really awesome to me. Obviously, I've know Kayle, Laura and Flora a lot longer than them (And Michel but he's a faggalo) but yeah, it's really cool how everybody gets on with everybody. Which has to be seen to be belived, I say I say.



Plus Jayni-pie draws me lots of stuff. Prolly becuase she likes Acid. She wants his arse, I swear to God.



Art-wise, I've mostly been drawing Nirvana stuff (OH GOD WHY DON'T I HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY LIVE AT READING NNNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?!?!?!?!?!?!) and I've been watching more Looney Toons so expect more Pepe Le Pew stuff. ANDDDD before I forget, I'm doing an illustration for rememberance day. God bless em.




Btw it was Bonfire night yesterday. I still don't know if I'm going to chester cricket grounds for the fireworks yet. This would be like the only year I've ever missed it........ahhhhh sucks





Idk what else to put. I;ll just leave you with something I said today:




''Haaah that would be cool. If you just ran up to them all and just hadouken'd Katy Perry in the face. Omg what if Freddy Mercury was there?? He could hadouken her too!!! And Michel Jackson could fucking moonwalk all over Hugh Grant! Hell yes, get the whole dead celebrity club on them. Kurt Cobain could run in and smash Dave's drumset on them. And Sid Vicious could like....I dunno, maybe spit on them. I dunno. I'd totally laugh if I saw that. That would be well cool''













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C base does not mean sex. BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT DIDN'T YOU?!?!?!?!


lol yeah. I've actually been watching more of that thing my mate showed me. Uh just click here, this'll explain it >>> [link]

And I know what it's called now. Whoppi-dee. Although, most of it isssss kind of dirty. Most of the time I was either laughing my arse off or face-palming myself going 'Oh my god....'

But seriously, the guy who does Kintaro's voice should get a fuckin knighthood. If your wondering, the shows called Golden boy. And if your going to watch it, then PLLLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSEEEEEE watch it in English. It's way funnier





Anyway, it's friend supporting time


My friend from collage, BIPPIEEEEEEEEEEE, like lives on my DA userpage. For some weird reason. And she made up this tag which I'm about to do.


I'm also trying to cheer Aki-kins up. SO I'M MAKING SANDY DO THIS



Bippie's Character Quiz! Your Original Characters Quiz!

OC character: Sandy

Full Name: Francis 'Sandy' Sanderson

Age: 24 and counting

Human/Creature: Uh....I'm a people

Hobbies: Yuh I spend most of the time fixing cars and moters and stuff. I guess that COULD be a hobby

Skills: I got some demoltion skills. I'm usuallt the one making explosives and stuff........what? Nothing counts as exsessive force with The Slayers!

Friends: Kaytlin's kind of cool. You know when she's not PSMing. And me and Ginger Tom are usually together. And NOT in a fuckin gay way! I know what some of you chicks on here are like! It's 'yaoi' this and 'hentai' that. Uhhhhhhh makes me sick Xp

Embarrassing moment: Oh God, when I was at school. I think it was....like....5th year or something? Some girl pulled my kecks down in front of my whole class. And I started crying. Bad times

Gf/Bf: Hey, if your asking baby, then I'm available ;o

What is their name: I SHALL CALL HIM SMITHGARVENBARVEN AND WE SHALL GO HUNTING ELDERBERRIES TOGETHER

Job: Driver and demo-man of The Slayers! Epic job, man

Idol: My pappi. Love ya, dad

Type Music: Crow kind of turned me on to Def Leppard. I love them now. WE both go driving around head-banging to it

Anything you like about yourself: You know what I'm gonna say Cx. My Hair. EVERYBODY loves my hair

Dislike: Pssh, I ain't negative man. I love myself!

What's your best feature: I dunno. Chicks usually I've got pretty eyes. I never really notice

--End-- (say a little something here) >>: ALL YOU MUTHA FUCKER LAW BREAKERS OUT THERE BETTER START RUNNIN TO THEIR FUCKIN WHORE OF A MOMMY CUZ IF ANYONE AND MEAN FUCKIN ANYONE CROSSES THE SLAYERS AND THEY'LL BE A FUCKIN STAIN ON THE SIDEWALK MUTHA FUCKER!!!

Also, I'd like to say hi to my mom. Hi mom! Franky loves you!!



Sandy out




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